Friday, December 16, 2005

The War on Saturnalia

Why is the Fox News board room very obviously and very consciously whipping the conservative rank and file into this completely bogus and transparently invalid lather over Christmas? How Straussian. Intentionally liquoring up the masses with bile during the holiday season is a mightily unChristian endeavor. And to be honest, I see some Hotel Rwanda shit in our future if you guys are allowed to keep playing this game.

My friend, seriously, do you support this war on Christmas nonsense or do you see through it?

Besides, if your side really wants to pick this fight, then the good Dr. Dobson is going to find himself on national television explaining to me how, exactly, Easter’s not the continuation of an ancient pagan fertility ritual. Although I suppose he could always produce a lost gospel mentioning the epic battle between Jesus and the giant rabbit or something.

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